Illustrations and Doodles

When I'm not reading... I make craptastically, inadvertently minty awesomeness like this stuff:

For Barb

Delirium Tremens in the Garden of Knowledge 12/28/11

Ninjapotamus, svelte. 12/28/11

Coming soon to Narragansett #7

The second in a series of Moltar. The only Chef Moltar so far.

Me, before and now. You decide which would've been better. 

A recent edition to the gallery. Pictograph depiction of emotional turmoil. It speaks to me.

Shriner Moltar is a financial guru of genius. Sadly, there's not much opportunity for Shriner Moltar to shine forth with appropriately timed inappropriate advice. Or, there is, but I'm lazy.

This artwork says, "desperate and grasping". I hate these people I made this for. So fucking unappreciative.

Another recent tag-along and as CHAMPION as the cookies I analogied it with.

check this lady out!

Oh that Shriner Moltar! He's so sensitive!

A special, over-the-top Hallmark® Thank You to The Cheeseblarg for this one. I had tons of fun coloring it. I call it "Llamapocalypse" or maybe she called it "Llamapocalypse" and I'm just copying.



This is a video I made in January in celebration of our couch acquisition. You have no idea what I put myself through before buying the new couch.






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