Day 22 or The World Series, The Real Round 1

Criteria

#of books in series

#times I've reread

intellectually entertaining

humourously entertaining

recommendable

discussable at water cooler/pub

scroll down if you just want to skip the play-by-play and look at the lovely bloody bracket

ON THE LEFT SIDE!
In the first match-up, Harry Potter versus the Dark Elf Trilogy, Harry Potter delivered a KO! Seven books to three, along with seven movies and the eighth one due out this summer. Plus, each HP book has been reread at least three times compared to the once for each of the Dark Elf books. Sorry Drizzt Do'Urden, but I gotta go with the lumos on this one.

In the third bout, the Dark Tower versus the Hunger Games... there was an epic struggle of minimal proportions. The scope of the Dark Tower series is so much greater than that of the Hunger Games. However, I greatly prefer the Hunger Games...because King writes books that are sans hope. Hunger Games FTW!

Then there's the Chronicles of Narnia's allegories throttling the Baroque Cycle. The Baroque Cycle counters with the intricacy of time manipulating story lines. The Baroque Cycle prevails!

The Saga of Recluce battles Marian Keyes' stories about the Walsh sisters. The Walsh sisters limp away with multiple fractures and two black eyes.

Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy, with it's measly three tomes, triumphantly plants a flag in the apocalyptic and imbecilic Left Behind series. Frodo tosses my Christmas 2000 back into my life.

Sherlock Holmes, that classy lad, tried his best to coin the pithy phrase of the 20th century...AND FAILED! 'Elementary, my dear Watson' WAS NEVER IN THE BOOKS!  So, DON'T PANIC and you live and learn.  At any rate, you live. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy gives you great tips for when the world ends anyway. So it wins that round.

Alvin Maker, brainchild of Orson Scott Card, is quite the man...er, Maker. The alternative reality historical fiction series is brilliant. Jack Ryan is one of two beloved characters imagined by Tom Clancy. My grandfather likes Tom Clancy. Jack Ryan wins.

Two made up worlds, only one will win! The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett consistently makes me laugh out loud. I lol'd superhardgood pretty much at all of them there books. L. Frank Baum's allegorical The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, first of FOURTEEN titles, was lots of fun to analyze in honors History in high school, but it never made me laugh. Boot to the head to Oz, no ruby slippers for you! Especially since they were SILVER SLIPPERS! UP YOURS HOLLYWOOD!  Discworld pwnd you!

ON THE RIGHT!
Next up, A Song of Ice & Fire contending with the Inheritance trilogy...this'd be of the Eragon, Eldest, and Awakening. Oh Christopher Paolini, your utter reliance on archetypes reminiscent of Star Wars is just absolutely no comparison to George R. R. Martin's saga of everything. Yes, you have a movie, but Ice & Fire has a new series out on HBO and it has been so nice watching how closely the adapters are keeping Game of Thrones from being crap.  Your movie, even with the lovely Jeremy Irons...nah. I was tired of the second book even before I finished the first one. Sorry...you lose.

Jason Bourne is the new hotness thanks to Matt Damon...but I love historical fiction. I love historical fiction that is in an alternate reality. I love historical fiction that is in an alternate reality with...DRAGONS. Temeraire and Laurence, I heart you hardbig.

Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality are formulaic. So is James Patterson's Alex Cross series. Cross always (SPOILER ALERT) catches the bad guy. Even if he is Morgan Freeman. But Morgan Freeman is not God. Le sigh. This is the worst one so far. Yeah, the Incarnation win because nursery rhymes are not perverted into book titles and Piers Anthony doesn't like to mow his lawn. True story.

The next contenders are children. Well, one behaves like a child, the other has his childhood taken away from him so he can save the world. My nostalgia can not save you, Laura Ingalls Wilder. The enemy's gate is down and Ender wins the round. Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, Ender's Shadow, Xenocide... etc etc.... I want to have another snow day and cocoa just to go through them again.

Robert Jordan died without finishing his Wheel of Time series. But that's not a mark against him. Sanderson is doing a fine ass job finishing it up for him. Philip Pullman pretends to be all in your face about your religion, but it (His Dark Materials) still is a good story, but sucky movie. WoT has 13 published books, one more coming out later this year (I think) and several companion books and a prequel. Sheer number of pages cause multiple paper cuts and Pullman has to forfeit the round to nurse his wounds.

Hmmm....Sookie Stackhouse versus Father Tim. Father Tim, definitely. He's a comforting light. And he gets the girl next door just by being frumpy and cute. MY HERO!

Mists of Avalon versus Twilight... Because I don't want to get beat down by my Twihard BIF and because you gotta know that at least one game is always thrown in a tournament (statistics, yo) Twilight wins. Just don't hold your breath for Final Four.

Do you remember Encyclopedia Brown? He was a cool kid. But he has to battle dragons. DRAGONS, I tell you! No contest, even if the dragons won't eat humans. Encyclopedia Brown was cool because he could figure out crimes and stuff from the vaguest clues. He was a 12 year old Sherlock Holmes living in the 1960s-1980s. Heck, even The Onion did a parody newsstory on him. Nevertheless, I heart DRAGONS and I haven't picked up an Encyclopedia Brown book since 1990...so BOO YA.

Stay tuned for tomorrow, where I skip the Elite Eight and bully on the Final Four... I'm having tons of fun with this!

Day 22 or The World Series, Round 1

Day 22- Favorite Series

THE LINEUP:
2. A Song of Ice and Fire
3. Wheel of Time
1. Harry Potter
19. Sookie Stackhouse
17.Hunger Games
18. Temeraire
4. Lord of the Rings
24. Baroque Cycle
5. Discworld
16. Dark Tower
20. Hitchhiker's Guide Series
21. Hunt for Present Danger with Fear of Sum Patriotic Games
15. Bourne Identity/Supremacy.Ultimatum
25. Marian Keyes Irish Sisters
26. Little House on the Prairie
22. Twilight
14. Mitford House
6. Dragonriders of Pern
23. Alex Cross
7. Ender series
12. Alvin Maker
13. Sherlock Holmes
27. Encyclopedia Brown
8. The Saga of Recluce
28. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
9. Chronicles of Narnia
29. Left Behind
30. His Dark Materials
31. Inheritance (Eragon)
11. Avalon
32. The Dark Elf Trilogy
10. Incarnations of Immortality

Criteria
#of books in series
#times I've reread
intellectually entertaining
humourously entertaining
recommendable
discussable at water cooler/pub

#CUE PATRIOTIC MUSIC, FANS STANDING UP....HANDS OVER HEARTS, BOYS OF SUMMER BLAH BLAH BLAH

Okay... here's the opening line-up... leave your predictions for Sweet 16... who knows what you could win.

Day 21 or More Flaunting of the Rules

Day 21- A guilty pleasure book

After considerable discussion with The Man about this one, all of five minutes, I say periodicals rather than books for this criterion.

Mainly because of the time nature of the criterion. Guilty pleasure is something you want to indulge in with intermittent frequency.

So...then... yeah, I like People Magazine.

Remember the picture of the Cathedral's bell tower? Yeah, this is the view from the top.

Still at the top of the bell tower. That's the Castle. Students can live in the Castle you know?

There's a castle adjacent to Durham Cathedral because Durham Cathedral was the seat of the Prince Bishops.

Again, I have very few pictures from the interior of the castle, also due to the injunction against cameras and other recording devices inside. However...

I was able to sneak off a couple of pictures (four) before the docent wised up to me. She was nice about it though.

Day 20 or Why I love Barney Stinson

Have you noticed that there's a couple of books out there, dealing with race relations, that have the word 'kill' in the title?

A Time to Kill
To Kill a Mockingbird

Is this on purpose? Is there a greater conspiracy at hand?

Day 20- A book you would recommend to an ignorant/racist/close-minded person

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Only 10 more days of this crap to go. I'm ecstatic.  Why do I keep doing this? Because it's a CHALLENGE and this is how I feel when there's a challenge before me:

Day 19 or How I Learned the Socratic Method from a Gorilla

On the way home from Kiddo's school, we stopped in at Durham Cathedral. The boys' choir was practicing... I believe that the official name is Choristers.  The boys were wearing long purple robes and were led by what I imagine is a priest.

It was beautiful and I now totally get the whole obsession with building cathedrals. ACOUSTICS. I'd build one if I had the money and 1000 years. Really. Durham Cathedral has been around since 1093. Really. They told me.

And then we saw a guy in a long black robe start pulling on two chords that went all the way up the tower. Yes, yes he was tolling the bells. And the walls of the Cathedral are so dang thick that you can just barely make out the peals; just so you know, you can hear them quite clearly from the inside of my house, four miles away.

We talked to him a bit, found out he's a burgess. He then, very nicely and generously we thought, let Natalie pull on a chord. Yup...Kiddo got to toll the bells of Durham Cathedral on this day in history. Poor thing couldn't hear it.

Wanna know why there ain't no picture of this melodic, harmonic event?  Because they don't allow cameras in this dagnabbited cathedral.

So I'll include the ones I snuck from our home-finding trip here last year

See the Gothic arches with the roundels in the upper middle? That's where the Choristers were singing today. This picture was taken 4/21/10. Aren't the columns gorgeous? MOORISH INFLUENCE IN CATHOLIC CENTRE! DEETS AT 10!

The bell tower as seen from the cloisters' walkway

But at least now we know for whom the bell tolls without having to ask.



Day 19- A book that changed your mind about a particular subject

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I was assigned this as a textbook in one of my required upper level major courses... I'm so effin glad I enrolled in that class. I think it influenced how I interacted with students... it, at the very least, induced a minor bias that was included thematically in most, if not all of my lessons.

It also, even though it is fiction, helped me realize that much of the systems created by humanity are unsustainable. It's economics and anthropology combined in an approachable medium. 

It's another book I like to give as a gift...but with this one, if the givee doesn't agree with the precepts posited by the author...then that's fine with me. I just want to have a discussion about the hypothesis that human supremacy is a myth and that modern civilization (starting around 10,000 years ago) enacts that myth. 

There's also others in this "series", if you like. My Ishmael and The Story of B. My Ishmael takes place at the same time as Ishmael, but the student in the book is a 12 year old girl... PERFECT FOR YOUR PRE-TEENS! The Story of B is a prequel to Ishmael.

Have you come across any of them in your book browsings?

Day 18

Day 18- A book you love but can't find on the shelves anymore

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Really, I can't find this one or any of the others in the series on the shelves of the bookstores or library here in sunny Durham.

If we're talking about books that one once had, then I no longer have my grandfather's elementary primer. I loved reading about Tommy and his 'doggies'. I wish I knew where it ended up.

I wish I knew where a lot of my grandparents' belongings ended up. I have some lovely things that aren't here with me (who wants to move and pay to move a set of antique dressers overseas? not I said the little red hen)  but I do have one thing... a picture, taken in 1945, of my grandma with her best friend, Sheila. 

I just realized. My aunt, my grandma's first-born, is named after a dear friend. I did that too. Kiddo's named after a girl I knew in elementary and was friends with until college caused our paths to diverge ...completely, but amicably. 

I don't know if Aunt Sheila ever met Friend Sheila... but I think it'd be mint if Kiddo met my old friend, just once.

Remember this day? I was ever so enamoured of the Pimms No. 1 Cup that I had to make one of my own when I got home. Thank you Royal Wedding!

Pimm's, peeled orange slices, strawberry slices, and mint...not shown: bubbly additive a la Sprite or Sparkling Water

Combine half or more of Pimm's can with equal or lesser of Sprite or Sparkling Water. Add the freshness of the sliced fruit. DRINK!

Yes, that's a paper towel as my backdrop. I'm minty class.

Serve over ice and read some English literature.

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I want to have a Geordie makeover & Day 17

Geordie Shore was everything I wanted it to be. Dirty and nutty, filthy and slutty. These kids are crazy.



I thought I wouldn't like Vicki, but I just might... if she keeps up the levelheadedstreetness she exhibited in the first episode. And yet, Charlotte-Letitia will most likely stay my fave.

I care nothing for the gym bunnies, ahem...boys. The old guy is cool(ish) though.

After watching Geordie Shore last night, I've decided I need another go at a night out with the lads in Newcastle. We attempted it, sort of, with the Christmas Curry Dinner...but because we hadn't completely shed our Sensible Ladies' persona, it was a bit tame.

I think, that if I were to go full out using fake eyelashes, hair extensions and some spray tan along with a short dress and high heels, then I can get a "native" experience. I'm thinking of calling it "Midsummer's Night Out"... whatchoo think? Missy, you up for it?

Day 17- Book turned movie and completely desecrated.

I mentioned it earlier this week... but Michael Ende's The NeverEnding Story ain't what you see on celluloid, kids.

FOR INSTANCE, raise your hand if you know the Child-like Empress' name? Ah...just a couple of you. Well, the movie ends basically a scene or two after the Empress gets a new name and Bastian goes nuts with Falkor.

But in the book, it's only the middle. The story's just getting started... remember? The NeverEnding Story?

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Here's a nice list of the differences:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_NeverEnding_Story_(film)#Differences_from_the_novel  because I can't be bothered to elucidate, as I feel it'd be akin to plagiarism

Apparently, there's a new adaptation in the works, thanks to Leonardo diCaprio. He's such a child of the 80s.  Probably why. Look for it in 2014!