Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Bonfire Night 2011...FOR SCIENCE!


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From last year; BONFIRE NIGHT 2010 and the pictures and video are nearly the same this year as they were last year. Consistency... the key to life.

Differences this year? Yes. Went with Roo and Big Fella and Michigan Jesse. Hey ladies, are you single and want to long-distance date a cutie pie physicist? No lie, true story. I think Michigan Jesse's around 28-30. Let me know, he's single, smart as a whip, and cute too! I can say that, right? He's new to the area, no kids, and lots of money!

So, activities? Same as last year's, held in the graveyard... only no potato and leek soup was in evidence!! I scored a few homemade cinder toffee knobs even though I took store-bought chocolate covered cinder toffee for Roo and Big Fella. Roo is Ruth because "Ru" sounds like "roo" and she lived in Australia for a time (kangaroo, anyone?). Plus, it's what Big Fella (Brian, her husband calls her).

After that, went to Aykley Heads Police Headquarters for a resoundingly boomer of a time. I'm talking fireworks, people.


The fireworks seemed, to me, more "percussive" and "tympanic" than any I remember... and that might be because it was on November 5th, rather than July 4th. What do you think, after seeing the video?

Yet...The speed of sound v relative to the current in which it is embedded is given by v = (gRT)^1/2 where g is the ratio of the specific heat at constant pressure to the specific heat at constant volume, R is the gas constant for dry air, and T is the temperature. The product gRT is then taken to the one-half power. We see from this equation that the speed of sound is proportional to the temperature and would expect sound to travel faster in a warmer air mass.

Quite right. Which is why the sound of the firework was delayed as long as it was.

According to the resident physicist, how loud something is isn't necessarily related to the speed of sound. Without giving a whole lot of time to think over my question "why?", he merely adds that moisture might have something to contribute to the effect.

I think he was busy when I asked. Guess that's how people are when they're at work.

I kid.

Not really.


And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I leave you to consider the following image taken at the local Makro (similar to Costco/Sam's):
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Isn't it beautiful? I've never seen that much natural energy pussy in a public place. I wouldn't be up for it all in one go. I think I'd need several rounds. Makes me tired just looking at it. So, since I'm exhausted by all that pussy energy, I challenge you to see who can come up with the best caption.



8 comments:

  1. "I like to pour it all over my face"

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  2. Nice one Lance...way to rub it in.

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  3. Pussy natural energy drink... for those nights when "I have a headache" just won't cut it.

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  4. "It comes with a large box." Wow. I'm disappointed that it's the best I can do. :) The comment on my post the other day. . . last week. . . .yesterday? Made my week(?) I think your family is beautiful as well. You got a light eyed child. I'm jealous. Really.

    In regards to the four letters e d i t, they make me want to vomit. I began writing (plotted and outlined) a YA story about college aged witches. Then, I had this inexplicable need to use the word F&^%. I wrote it a few different ways (a huge NaNO no no) and decided F&*^ needed to stay. Which opened a whole different can. If my witches were saying F&*% they should also be doing F&*^ in the verb tense. RIght?! So yeah, my nails are bitten into stubs because of a few scenes that I never anticipated writing.

    I totally just hijacked your post. See how crazy I am these days? You're the best Biff and I might steal the tidbit about moisture and fireworks.

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  5. I don't think I could pass by that display of cans without giggling!

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  6. Hahaha, you have to buy some of this stuff. Ok, I had to stop myself from writing any further...it was getting wildly out of hand. Jokes are just too easy when you name something that! haha

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  7. Oh my! I may have to go stock up on some of this shit!!! I think I'm in love lmao!

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