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| Yes. Yes I do. Every day, hopefully. |
For more information on this very serious organization, go to http://www.worldtoilet.org/
You can even enroll in World Toilet College.
The lack of potable water is one of my nightmarish, apocalyptic horrors in my imagination. This is somewhat related, I think.
Anyway, today's National Day is a double feature: World Hello Day and False Confession Day.
"Bonjour, I have two baby seals that I'm hiring a retiree and a five year old to beat to death...I'm selling tickets."
"Hola! I spent all the stimulus money on a 3,000 mile long, 40 foot deep fence to put on the US-Canadian border."
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Hello, my name is Barack Obama. You can be the change we believe in! Prepare to Hope!"
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