It's a No-Brainer

How did this happen?

Right Brain/ Left Brain Quiz The higher of these two numbers below indicates which side of your brain has dominance in your life. Realising your right brain/left brain tendancy will help you interact with and to understand others. Left Brain Dominance: (16) Right Brain Dominance: (16) Right Brain/ Left Brain Quiz

NotAboutCake had this quizzie  on her blog and I thought, 'what the hell, why not?' I thought other stuff too, but my brain is apparently too complicated to allow me to express myself with appropriate verbiage, er, words. That and I don't feel like recollecting the leaps in logic from Point A to Point 138. You understand.

And then I find out:

IT'S A TRAP!

Care to understand? Okay then, but beware:

Turns out that I'm not ever really going to be equal parts Right and Left Brained. Everyone who took that quiz got the same result. NotAboutCake, I salute you. You trolled me hard. I was suckered in. Thanks. I really did think I had changed.

Nah, just kidding. I should've checked snopes. Moving on....

You've seen the social network? Yeah, me too, FINALLY! But really, what can you expect of a gal who lives in a three screen movie theater town? Heck, today there was only ONE showing of "Tangled"! But I digress as is common for me. You remember when, at the end, he's constantly refreshing the page to see if the girl accepted the friend request?

That was me on Sundays. 

Took me forever (well, really just a few hours) to figure out that in the States...church happens. People are getting ready and then they attend. They finish, they come home and make a sammich from leftovers or eat brisket from the crockpot or they're going to Sonic (grumble, grumble) or Taco Cabana (mutherfu#*as)... How quickly I forget.

Sundays here? I stare at the walls and watch dry paint. Might even deign to play with kiddo's plastic barnyard animals. Heh. Love her. Can't get a good curry or even a crappy pizza until at least 5:30. Ain't no drive-ins here, but...if I'm not driving, is it a walk-in? Better be Christopher if it is. Heh. Imma be channelin' dat Philosoraptor!

While I was waiting for new comments and experiencing both butt cheeks achieving equi-numbness along with spinal dysfunction... I had a brilliant idea. And so what do I do? I make a freakin' button! Das right, bi#$%es! I code that HTML! Heh! You like me? Grab that button and take it home with you. So dang proud.  Lessee, I've learned how to make buttons and insert jump breaks this weekend. Overall, quite productive!  And yes, I made that button in Paint, bi#%$es! Guess I'm going to have to get other bloggers' buttons to make it even stevens.

Seriously, I just stopped writing this post so I could go back and look at my awesomeness. You jelly?  Bitches love awesomeness. Really, everyone knows this. It's so much among common knowledge, it's a no-brainer.

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*Please don't think I'm all about the guns. The last post had something about guns in it. I have nothing against guns and their owners, but living here means I can't have one so of course I'm going to be thinking about it. Handguns are illegal here. It's like being told not to think about a pink elephant. Don't think about the pink elephant! You're thinking about it aren't you? See?